sigh.

well, i got down to the wire and came in second. there is nothing to say but: ouch…this fucking hurts.

happy thursday. click here for laughs.

one in three

how i wish there was a way to force someone to hire me. i’ve been in for [project x] several times over the past couple of months. auditions have gone well and if (when?) hired, i know i’d rock that shit - yet the powers that be seem to be slightly uncertain.

…if there was a way for me to invite them over and show them how much they’d be missing if they passed on me, i’d do it. alas, i can’t come up with a way that isn’t insane.

sigh! patience is not one of my virtues. i’m gonna go soothe myself with bridget jones and liz lemon.

names of characters in upcoming auditions:

riley
caitlyn
lisa
carmen
kita

i could be a caitlyn, right?

why haven’t you updated your blog lately?

because life is a roller coaster, that’s why. here’s a bona fide promise to get back to it. now, where’s my gin?…

reaping the spoils

you know what’s great? when the fellowactor in your commercial audition over-acts the hell out of everything they do. seriously, fellowactors, that is superb. keep that mess up. more jobs for me.

happy vd. click here for fun.

disclaimer: this is hilarious.

i put on pantyhose for an audition today.

hell, i better book that shit.