one in three

how i wish there was a way to force someone to hire me. i’ve been in for [project x] several times over the past couple of months. auditions have gone well and if (when?) hired, i know i’d rock that shit - yet the powers that be seem to be slightly uncertain.

…if there was a way for me to invite them over and show them how much they’d be missing if they passed on me, i’d do it. alas, i can’t come up with a way that isn’t insane.

sigh! patience is not one of my virtues. i’m gonna go soothe myself with bridget jones and liz lemon.

8 hours ago

names of characters in upcoming auditions:

riley
caitlyn
lisa
carmen
kita

i could be a caitlyn, right?

3 days ago
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why haven’t you updated your blog lately?

because life is a roller coaster, that’s why. here’s a bona fide promise to get back to it. now, where’s my gin?…
5 days ago

reaping the spoils

you know what’s great? when the fellowactor in your commercial audition over-acts the hell out of everything they do. seriously, fellowactors, that is superb. keep that mess up. more jobs for me.

2 weeks ago

happy vd. click here for fun.

disclaimer: this is hilarious.

3 weeks ago

i put on pantyhose for an audition today.

hell, i better book that shit.

3 weeks ago

you know it's a job well done when...

you overhear kelli williams and tim roth say that you’re good. huzzah! and: sigh…’twas a lovely, lovely work week.

lie to me has a cast and crew of genuinely wonderful people. as soon as i learn the airdate for my episode, it’ll be posted. in the meantime, let’s celebrate the week’s end with a little laphroaig.

1 month ago

currently

busybusybusybusytiredbusytired.

ETA: and grateful…very grateful.

1 month ago
i think a mini-tradition was started with the last on-set photo. from now on (on commercial shoots) there will be a picture of something ridiculous found on site. enjoy.

i think a mini-tradition was started with the last on-set photo. from now on (on commercial shoots) there will be a picture of something ridiculous found on site.

enjoy.

1 month ago

who loves her job? i love my job.

1 month ago
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

somebody has to learn a little mandarin cantonese for tomorrow’s shoot…

1 month ago
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what was your first play? what tv shows do you watch? what kind of car do you drive? what famous people have you met? how old are you? do you know megan fox? do you watch cartoon network? who’s your favorite actor? do you have a husband? who’s your movie star crush? can you give megan fox my number? do you live in a two-story house? so, you only eat lettuce and cabbage?

my friend teaches theatre to middle schoolers in texas and thought it would be cool for them to have a bit of a press day with a real actor [via skype]. after four thirty-minute interviews over the course of the day, i think we we were all a bit tired…but i came away with some real gems. those kids are hilarious. (hi, obanion!)
1 month ago